Welcome Acolytes, to the Hellfire Smokers Club and our Church of the Immortal Smoke. We are so glad to see you here, and have so much to minister to you about our patron He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Smoke and the joy he brings throughout the world with his gift of tobacco to us all.
'Our patron. Our giver of the leaf. Our shepherd of tobacco. May his blessings run down his leg unto your humidors.
Pontifax Maximus Gary
Our emissary on Earth. Our liaison and communicator to He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Smoke. Our leader of the Church Of The Immortal Smoke. Keeper of the sacred texts and Instagram and bad photoshopper.